NARCISSISM IS NECESSARY

A friend forwarded me pictures of Jeff Goldblum. He was naked on the beach with his equally bare chum, Lisa Marie (not Presley). I never had the hots for him but boy oh boy was I wrong. Not many men can look so good in the buff, but Goldblum can. He had me gobsmacked. He has [...]

Wandering aimlessly without knowing what’s next. Ticked off everything on to-do-list yet hasn’t completed anything. Slept for 9 hours but still plagued by fatigue. Weird bouts of sadness in spite of a good day. Emotions bursting at its seams but held back by idunnowhat. Questions floating in and out of my mind. Where is my [...]

I will choose my dress based on several factors, namely : 1. ability to enlarge my boobs 2. ability to trim my body Hence, I have decided to shop for a plunging neckline with mini skirt or long slit skirt. Colours do not matter. Googled and found a few designs that I like. Would love [...]

Ass-long day at college. Damn boring accounting class. Bought fried cempedak for my Danish classmate. Foreigners usually rate them none too far from durians on the stench level, but this dude…he actually liked them! I had Ramli special for lunch. *Ramly beef special. Ooh la la. Bloody heavy rain. Thank goodness I reached home in [...]

Wow…it seems ages since I last wrote here. None life-altering experience in the past week, just loads of fun. Sunday night (that’s yesterday) – Jayna, me and the gang went to Zouk for Sunday Sundae, a gay/lesbian party. I thought I would bore to death with all the gorgeous men in the room who would [...]