Face analyser.

10 Jan

I spent my time doing really productive things today. I was getting to know myself quite well. Who needs Dr. Phil? All you need is a face analyser. Thank you, G.

My first attempt was a failure. System couldn’t recognise my face. For a split second I felt absolutely special and I was beaming. Turned out my very, super beautiful side profile picture was deemed unsuitable. Bummer. But nevermind…

Then I used another picture and got this :

OOh…not bad.

I used another picture.

Wow, it’s getting better!

Another one won’t harm.

What the fuck??

Let me try again, there must be a glitch.

This fucking isn’t happening.

Last time. Grrr.

Hey…*smile*

Okay, maybe just one more final time. Absolute final!

OMFG

I think my eyes have problems….

Lessons learnt:

  • Thou shalt not have eyebags.
  • Thou shalt always have make-up on.
  • Thou shalt not tilt face in attempt to exude sensuality, as a matter of fact thou might be mistaken as a bapok.
  • Thou shalt wear spectacles and pout in order to be (look like) a respectable boss.
  • I’m definitely straight.
  • Polka dots have really gone out of fashion.

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