Ate and slept too much.

Chucked my carkeys in someone’s car and forgot to retrieve them. Stuck at home for the day. Walked to get food for myself. Tosai, 3 roti canai and maggi goreng. Before you judge me, I only had 1 of each. Pretty good gravy.

Watched American Wedding. That’s American Pie 3 for the unenlightened. I cried. And I certainly cracked. It’s a good movie. Stifler – I LOVE STIFLER. I love it when he giggles, the “hehehaha”. Evil, obnoxious and sexy.

Intoxicated (by fermentation of aforementioned food) and dazed (from too much laughing and crying at the same time), I took a nap. Just woke up. Should I whack the leftover roti or wait for you to feed me?

Life is good. when you’re a quintessential bum