NARCISSISM IS NECESSARY

Once upon a time, I registered at timeasia.com for a promotional offer of 4 free issues. When the first magazine came, I was overjoyed. By the forth issue, I was impressed with Time’s prompt delivery and made a mental note that I would definitely subscribe to it when I can afford it. Then, the fifth [...]

Okay I’m a little spooked now. I’m looking at PPS and it’s refreshing very fast. All about tremors. I’m worried. I hope everyone is okay. I had my chin on my computer desk and I felt it shook left to right very gently, almost negligible. I thought it was just some dizzy spell. I don’t [...]

Resizing picture’s a bitch. I use Photoshop so I have to resize one by one. Then I saw ST resized about a 100 of them at one go with ACDSee. Cannot be, ok? There’s just no way that Photoshop has no such feature, so I clicked every bloody thing just to check. There’s none…..unless you’re [...]

think i’m pretty much fucked….600/1500 words that are completely irrelevant to my paper. have to skim it down to something that sounds remotely intelligent. i’ve been trying to ‘start’ writing properly since 2pm. then I went shopping…bought a slutty top and a purple tweed miniskirt (yay). thanks mom! mwahs. had loads of roasted chinese honey [...]

Around 5pm, I decided to go to gym. On the way there, this fucker recklessly cut into my lane. Since my car’s honk is wonked, I decided to give him the finger. He saw. He made emergency brakes, trying to lure me into rear-ending him. Since I drive pretty well (what with genetic makeup of [...]