Since Mom’s birthday’s approaching, Dad voluntarily offered to take us on a day trip back to her hometown in Mentakab, Pahang. So sweet of the old man. Mom was delighted, of course. Dad even sent a sappy e-card for her to my inbox. Let me tell you, reading it was mortifying.

Nicklaus (pretending) plucking mangoes.

OMG, he [...]

Guess who I saw today? ANTHONY BOURDAIN!!!!! I was coming out from an open carpark onto Jalan Raja Chulan and he was crossing the road with two cameramen. I wound down my window and cried, “TONY BOURDAIN I LOOVE YOUU”. He gave me an “Awww”. Then I had to continue driving and I waved goodbye [...]

Guess who I saw today? ANTHONY BOURDAIN!!!!! I was coming out from an open carpark onto Jalan Raja Chulan and he was crossing the road with two cameramen. I wound down my window and cried, “TONY BOURDAIN I LOOVE YOUU”. He gave me an “Awww”. Then I had to continue driving and I waved goodbye [...]

Wow. I’ve been awake for 40 hours. Going to hit the sack right after I finish blogging. But I don’t feel tired. Weird. I’m having an intense craving for yaucharkuey and black coffee. My boobies hurt like shit but I’m not bleeding yet. Arghhh.
I’m submitting two entries for the logo contest. One is a painting [...]

I’ve been trying to paint this stupid logo for the past 13 hours. Still it’s one ugly shit. This is fucking taxing. I’m very grouchy now. But I want to win RM30k.
Everytime I enter a contest, I’m almost sure victory is mine. In 2002, I thought the beemer in the controversial The Star Bumper Crossword [...]

I’ve been trying to paint this stupid logo for the past 13 hours. Still it’s one ugly shit. This is fucking taxing. I’m very grouchy now. But I want to win RM30k.
Everytime I enter a contest, I’m almost sure victory is mine. In 2002, I thought the beemer in the controversial The Star Bumper Crossword [...]

Party to celebrate Margie’s birthday on Saturday night at KY’s place was a blast. Never had I gotten so many ugly, shocking and incriminating pictures taken on one single night. But it’s all fun and I’ll do it again and again and again and again…

God, ST, moi, Horny Carol, birthday goddess Margie and Lynn.

Just an [...]