NARCISSISM IS NECESSARY

Got a message in friendster.com Subject: so cute u are Message: u are so so so so so so so so so cute lady i haveever seen in malaysia,wow so cute and beautiful.uknow u suppose to be miss malaysia no no no usuppose to be miss asia,no way u suppose to bemiss world.becoz of ur [...]

I’m feeling grumpy. So I made an unranked list of what’s really going to perk me up at this moment. 1. Electric waffle maker.2. Losing 10kilos.3. Winning the lottery.4. Graduating.5. Finding stashed cash.6. Recovering Mom’s stolen jewelleries (Read: mine =P).7. Significant drop in fuel or car prices.8. Permanent hair removal.9. KictchenAid mixer in fuschia or [...]

Dad got a new pimp ride. Cream and black leather interior. Me the likey… My phone credits have expired. I’m too broke/lazy to reload. So please don’t text me, just call. Finally got around to wash my car. It was fermenting for more than a month. Ugly. My nails :( I. need. to. hit. the. [...]

Almost didn’t manage to hand in the paper. Was practically begging the lady. She nodded and made my day. It’s one of my better papers I think. But I screwed up on the Appendix (slipping in the wrong diagram) and missed citing my HHI calculation, which I was so damn proud of. Argh. Now I’m [...]

2 packets of nasi lemak, one Ramli Special, 7 mugs of Lipton and 4 tabs of Senokot later, I’m addicted to looking at Britney Spears’ swelling boobs. Guilty pleasure, ok. Trust me, she makes you feel better of yourself. With all those money you think she could have done better. I updated my account book. [...]

I’m going to take a crap. Then I’ll start.

I’ll definitely start on the paper right after I finish watching Oprah. Yes.