Cheap drunk.
I had one glass of milky coffee and baileys. I’m digging that stuff.
BF scolded me. Apparently, I would sleep way past dinnertime and all that shite.
I said I didn’t taste no alcohol and I won’t fall asleep.
Few hours later, “W00t! I just woke up with half my face covered in drool…”
BF: …………….
At least, it’s not even dinnertime yet.
3 posts in a day. Yeah, I should bloody get a job now. ROTFLOL.
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