Cheap drunk.

I had one glass of milky coffee and baileys. I’m digging that stuff.

BF scolded me. Apparently, I would sleep way past dinnertime and all that shite.

I said I didn’t taste no alcohol and I won’t fall asleep.

Few hours later, “W00t! I just woke up with half my face covered in drool…”

BF: …………….

At least, it’s not even dinnertime yet.

3 posts in a day. Yeah, I should bloody get a job now. ROTFLOL.