NARCISSISM IS NECESSARY

I want to inhale some haze. Swear in a car. Stuck in a traffic. Have supper. Touch my boo. Eat at Jogoya. ++++ Do you know, the biggest hole in the world is Kimberley’s? Kimberley’s big hole Kimberley is famous for the Big Hole, which is often called the worlds deepest man made hole. Kimberley [...]

I’ve just found out that I’ll be sent to Melbourne for a short business trip next month. My first work related trip, w00t! I’m so excited, but I’m also very nervous about making an impression on the clients. This is my only shot to better prospects so I rather not screw it up. And I’ll [...]

I got my very first debit card. I feel like a grown-up. I know it’s only a debit card, but oh my gawd the hologram of two overlapping planets and the word MasterCard just does it for me. I feel like I’ve aged 15 years. And damn, apparently I’m eligible for the platinum evil -_0. [...]

I wore a pair of trousers that was too long for me. My colleagues noticed the length of my trousers. Then they told me that if I wore it higher maybe it would be better. I said no and proceeded to pull my trousers up. “See, I’ll get camel toe”, said I. The two girls [...]

Work’s getting better, time passes faster. Boyfriend was here (it was a surprise visit, isn’t he wonderful?). Yes, it’s a heart. Yes, it’s kinda distorted. Yes, it’s cheesy. Yes, I just want to gloat about my other half. Sometimes I still can’t believe my luck, considering what jerks my ex-s were. I meant to come [...]