NARCISSISM IS NECESSARY

Yes I really do! This is not just about loading myself with delicious carbohydrates. Now read on to find out how I sleep better with Chipster….

First of all, you would need to get a couple of bags of Chipster chips of course.

Sour Cream and Hot & Spicy.

I know you want to, but refrain yourself from ripping open the bag. Cut the bag open with a pair of sharp scissors.

Just like this…

Cut the bag open with a pair of scissors.

Peer into your bag of chips and admire the crispy, golden wonderfulness.

Glorious, golden potato chips.

Now eat up! Savour your chips. Let the flavours overcome you over and over again….

Savour the moment.

Before you know it, your bag of chips would become the empty bag formerly known as a bag of chips.

Fear nothing, because you’d have several other bags waiting for you.

Henceforth it shall be unveiled my secret to sleeping better with Chipster…..

Get some tissues and clean the inside of the empty packet. Try to get it as clean as possible. If you want to wash it also can, but make sure to let it dry completely before the next step.

Cleaning up the packet.

See this ancient looking box? It is an oven. It is as old as me and still bakes like a mean old woman. Pre-heat your oven to 270 degree celcius.

Pre-heat oven to 270 degree celcius.

Now, get your empty Chipster packet, smoothen and flatten it and put it on the baking pan. Like this…

Empty Chipster packet in oven.

I know what’s going through your mind. WTF WTF WTF WTF, right? Trust me, it’s safe and it won’t stick to the pan (maybe a teeny bit hurm). Also, it is extremely important that the packet is empty. Don’t be lazy and chuck the whole bag in it.

In about 10 seconds after you stuck the empty bag in, the magic will begin to happen. Watch your empty bag of Chipster shrink…

Shrinking….

Still shrinking….

When it has shrunken into 1/4 of its original size (which will take less than a minute), open the oven door and pull the pan out. Switch off the oven.

Allow the shrunken bag to cool off.

Now Chipster has a mini-me version too!

Chipster and its Mini-Me.

Now use something sharp to poke a hole at each end of Chipster Mini-Me. You may use a paper puncher if you like.

Making holes.

Using the holes that you’ve just made, tie rubberbands to Mini-Me.

Tie rubber bands to the hole.

This is the end product of your efforts.

End product.

Can you guess yet what’s the use of Mini-Me?

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Yes, Mini-Me is a Chipster sleeping mask.

Not only do I sleep better with Chipster, I sleep WITH Chipster.

And to further enhance the sleeping experience……do it in the most natural state.

My pyjamas is my birthday suit lor.

Now give me the tickets to Nuffnang’s Nothing Else Matter Pyjama Party!!!!!!!!

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