I sleep better with Chipster.
February 19th, 2008 » 480 viewsYes I really do! This is not just about loading myself with delicious carbohydrates. Now read on to find out how I sleep better with Chipster….
First of all, you would need to get a couple of bags of Chipster chips of course.
Sour Cream and Hot & Spicy.
I know you want to, but refrain yourself from ripping open the bag. Cut the bag open with a pair of sharp scissors.
Just like this…
Cut the bag open with a pair of scissors.
Peer into your bag of chips and admire the crispy, golden wonderfulness.
Glorious, golden potato chips.
Now eat up! Savour your chips. Let the flavours overcome you over and over again….
Savour the moment.
Before you know it, your bag of chips would become the empty bag formerly known as a bag of chips.
Fear nothing, because you’d have several other bags waiting for you.
Henceforth it shall be unveiled my secret to sleeping better with Chipster…..
Get some tissues and clean the inside of the empty packet. Try to get it as clean as possible. If you want to wash it also can, but make sure to let it dry completely before the next step.
Cleaning up the packet.
See this ancient looking box? It is an oven. It is as old as me and still bakes like a mean old woman. Pre-heat your oven to 270 degree celcius.
Pre-heat oven to 270 degree celcius.
Now, get your empty Chipster packet, smoothen and flatten it and put it on the baking pan. Like this…
Empty Chipster packet in oven.
I know what’s going through your mind. WTF WTF WTF WTF, right? Trust me, it’s safe and it won’t stick to the pan (maybe a teeny bit hurm). Also, it is extremely important that the packet is empty. Don’t be lazy and chuck the whole bag in it.
In about 10 seconds after you stuck the empty bag in, the magic will begin to happen. Watch your empty bag of Chipster shrink…
Shrinking….
Still shrinking….
When it has shrunken into 1/4 of its original size (which will take less than a minute), open the oven door and pull the pan out. Switch off the oven.
Allow the shrunken bag to cool off.
Now Chipster has a mini-me version too!
Chipster and its Mini-Me.
Now use something sharp to poke a hole at each end of Chipster Mini-Me. You may use a paper puncher if you like.
Making holes.
Using the holes that you’ve just made, tie rubberbands to Mini-Me.
Tie rubber bands to the hole.
This is the end product of your efforts.
End product.
Can you guess yet what’s the use of Mini-Me?
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Yes, Mini-Me is a Chipster sleeping mask.
Not only do I sleep better with Chipster, I sleep WITH Chipster.
And to further enhance the sleeping experience……do it in the most natural state.
My pyjamas is my birthday suit lor.
Now give me the tickets to Nuffnang’s Nothing Else Matter Pyjama Party!!!!!!!!
Tags: chipster, chipster pyjama party, nuffnang birthday bash, nuffnang pyjama party, potato chips
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February 19th, 2008 at 3:42 am
THIS
is the
COOLEST
post
EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 3:42 am
HAHAHAHA OMG i was like wtf la the oven? the empty packets? this woman has gone kuku kah?! LOL!
but the ’sleeping mask’ sure not comfy wan :p
February 19th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I had to do what I always do when I have to smolder my laugh at the office… duck underneath the table!!! ROFL! I was like WTF were you going to do with a shriveled bag!
February 19th, 2008 at 10:06 am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 10:06 am
OMGOMG!!!
U REALLY DID IT?!?!!?
I SALUTE YOU KIM!!!!!
February 19th, 2008 at 11:05 am
Wah…something tells me you ain’t showing up to the party in your pajamas then….
February 19th, 2008 at 11:05 am
someone’s gotta win, eh?!!
February 19th, 2008 at 12:49 pm
WOW…I really salute you, kimberly! Ini mesti menang punye…congrats to you first eh! :p
February 19th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Hmm, I think the guys will be trying to digitally unscrambled the last picture now.
February 19th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
pinkpau: tq tq!
pinkster: comfy lah…sure sleep better hehe
nicholas: lmao why u reading blogs at work?
boss: can win or not?
wenqi: of course..woman of my word.
david: haha…pretty obvious aye?
arth: veni, vidi, vici
twosuperheroes: hope so!!
hcfoo: haha they can try!
February 19th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Haha, very innovative and daring post!!
All the best for the contest!!
February 19th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
what the -.-
you really torture the Chipster packet la :p
February 19th, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Wow! That last picture will sell plenty of tickets even if you don’t get to go! So many guys will buy tickets just in the hope you turn up! :-)
And for those who are too young to remember, in the 70’s we used to do that to chip packets and use them as key rings. :-)
February 19th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
leonard: thanks man :)
esther: you jelus issit!
dabido: hehe i’m not that old…i just have wikihow.com on my rss list!
February 19th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
What de… Laughing my ass off already. Timothy don’t give you tix also cannot lor like that?
February 19th, 2008 at 9:22 pm
AMAZING :x
February 19th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
SUPER CREATIVE!
February 19th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
“I sleep in nothing but my Chanel No. 5….
and a crumpled Chipster bag!” (
*(replace Chanel with any other fragrance, bath products or just plain essence of Kim…)
February 20th, 2008 at 12:45 am
splashmilk: hahah hope so!!!!
jane: thanks lmao
leech: hope the organiser thinks the same heh
suertes: haha good one..
February 20th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
if u don’t win the quirkiest post, i don’t know who will! See u in Msia during the NN bash!!
February 20th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
estee: thanks babe :)
February 20th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
omg. u deserve to win. this is jz so so creative. mini-me chipster way to go! =)
February 20th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
erisha: hehe thank you for saying that. hope nuffnang/chipster will think the same too!
February 21st, 2008 at 12:13 am
And why/how/what in the world made you come up with this idea??? hahahahahaha…
February 21st, 2008 at 1:17 am
Petrina: hehe wikihow.com lor ;)
February 21st, 2008 at 12:11 pm
You’re tight i was like WTH WTH WTH!!! Lol but this is a good one hahaha you used it for sleeping nice! Although i find it a bit icky but love the creativity.
February 21st, 2008 at 12:14 pm
meant to say “right” :P
February 22nd, 2008 at 5:28 pm
aronil: thanks babe….it can work one lah! hhehe
February 22nd, 2008 at 10:11 pm
haha, what you gonna wear to the party when you get an invite? :P
February 22nd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
seraphangel: hehe you know what~
February 23rd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
beats everyone else..!!
-_-
February 24th, 2008 at 4:25 am
tom: well i really hope so!
February 24th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
wtf..hope i wont be seeing u in your PJ at the party..else no one will be listening to the emcee..
February 25th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Is it wrong for me to want to go for the party now since I get to see more than what I initially bargained for? Haha. Even if I’m a girl… HAHA.
Bravo lah. Bravo. I give you the thumbs up. =)
February 25th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
haha your post is darn cute! hope you get the wii! =)
im sure everyone’s dying to see you at the NN party in your birthday suit-pajamas! haha.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:53 am
haha this is hilarious
February 26th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Oh my god. Damn funny. You definitely can’t read this at work.
February 27th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
omg,this has got to be the quirkiest post i’ve read! good going!
February 28th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
all i can say is, STUPID !
February 28th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
yatz: like that ah tim has to stop me from going? hahhaha
pamsong: not wrong…come come :)
dweam: heh babe, i think you’re getting it!! damn… :(
abby: glad you found it funny! :D
cheng chun: ooppps sowee
amy: thank you :)
eddie: hahaha i can’t say there’s anything intellectual about this post!
February 29th, 2008 at 6:39 am
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March 2nd, 2008 at 3:19 am
Cheatster is the suxor! Cheat my money , rm 2.30 and less than half the packet filled.
NO MORE CHEATSTER for me!