Pervert doctor on Facebook
February 26th, 2008 » 771 viewsThere are many things that I can’t tolerate in life. Stupid people, stupid people at work, stupid people on the road, stupid people with technology and the likes. The worst of this lot? Read the following…..
I was happily facebooking away when I received a message from someone unknown to me.
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u r really sexy and pretty
do u like sex
if you do call me at 019*******
a*
First of all, this person was using his full name to proposition me on facebook. What else to do, I googled his name. Lo and hehold, his medical journal, which he co-authored with a few other people popped up on the very first page.
I wasn’t going to jump onto conclusion that the pervert who messaged me was a doctor but I tested him out anyway. Boy, it was too easy.
First part.
Doc wasted no time in checking me out. He was quite insistent on seeing my naked pictures. Oh well, with the recent Edison Chen fiasco, did he think any girl with half a brain would even be having their pictures flying around on the Internet? Well, this doctor does. And he also think it’s okay to put a face to a full name…….
Second part.
Can you believe it!? He’s so smart, he uploaded a picture of his graduation to facebook for the eyes of a stranger that he had only propositioned barely 15 minutes earlier.
To be honest, did he really think I would be floored by his looks? I suspect it’s more of a mating strategy for him, you know….to reinforce the fact that he’s a real doctor might just score him some poonani, that’s what I suspect he thought.
Doc’s not only unfamiliar with facebook. He’s a major loser when it comes to picking up girls too. All those mugging must have fried his brains real good. I know it is the internet and things move so quickly in the virtual world but damn, some patience doc? See how he kept pestering me to talk dirty. OMG. Need. to. watch. Disney. channel.
Third part.
Too bad, I got bored really fast. I was going to get him to send me his nude pictures, which I was pretty certain he would considering his IQ. So I began my process of busting his balls, pun intended.
Forth part.
As you can see, he finally realised that something was wrong. I’m glad it had gotten him to start using the fabulous internet search engine because he obviously had. Addressing my by my real surname was probably an attempt to shift the power to his side. But it was too little too late, doc :(
Can you guess which part of the conversation where he started losing his erection?
Fifth part.
Then, he sent me a facebook rose! LMAO!
All I can say is, poor missus. For marrying an asshole and a stupid one at that.
You think a doctor would be a little smarter than that but no, he decided to ask a complete stranger for sex over the internet with his full name on the identity card.
Dr. Perve.
Lets just say, horny people who have never used the Internet before should stick to Bukit Kayu Hitam.
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February 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am
The cheek! I can’t believe he asked u if u were CLEAN.
Lol. Laughed at the part where u said u r adventurous! :D
February 26th, 2008 at 11:39 am
What a super post! LOL You showed him attitude whoa! Just delete / ignore him ler, haha who knows later he comments here cuz he knows ur blog? :P
No wonder u always have so many Nangs, ur posts are really interesting! Can’t believe some moron actually danged it (your previous entry)… Guh.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Well you know, if he can score with a chick off the net, it’s free one mah! :D
But anyways, thanks for putting this up. ‘Twas so bloody entertaining.
February 26th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Unbelieveable…tsk tsk tsk. Now I’m going to think twice before making any check-ups in any government hospitals. Who knows which doc there could be some pervert or maniac hiding under his lab coat and stethoscope?!
February 26th, 2008 at 11:52 am
OMG OMG! this is ftw! ahahahahaha~ that stupid doc is unfortunate enough to meet with you Kim! did you report him on Facebook btw?
i did something like that when i was still in Neopets era. after i got the wolf tail out, i broke the bubble and everyone who knew him stayed far far away since then. :P
poor fella didn’t even know that this surprise buttshecks was in store for him. :P
February 26th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Its refreshing to read something different from politics sometimes. It amazes me how many of these pervert Dr are working for the government.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Nearly died laughing at the “i was hoping to find someone i can chat with, so can OFF LOAD my worries and troubles with talk” (yeh, I’m sure he’s just OFFLOADing on talk..hmm)
But thanks for the side-splitting laughter! :D
February 26th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Man, spoiled the reputation of Medical Doctor. Does he even know that you have a blog that is read by many. If he knows, don’t know how he will cover his face man.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
He doesn’t know anything, why go proposition a girl with sex, give your real phone number AND use your full name.
Duh!
Seems like he’s a complete net noob and he got PWNED hard.
He is indeed a disgrace to the medical community.
February 26th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
HAHAHHAA i enjoy getting into these kinda conversations too… it opens up space for a whole lotsa creativity!
February 26th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
hahahahhha wtf kim..
February 26th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
sammy: neither do i! like he’s so bent on sleeping with me anyway…what is the point? i don’t think he would want me to produce a health report, might affect the foreplay hahaha
goodboygonebad: thanks glad you’re entertained. i’ve never added him on facebook anyway and if had googled earlier, he would have known i’m a blogger.
mooiness: yeah..but i dont think so with that dopey face. i really love to publish his pictures but that’s a tad too evil, don’t you think? haha
twosuperheroes: im sure his horniness doesnt affect his profession. but you might want to think twice about having a person with STD treating u…lmao
yahui: nah i didn’t report him. it’s not like he posted a picture of his penis online. haha u exposed the fella ah? good job!
josh: tell me about it. im just about to keel over and die from all this political gibberish. well they are humans afterall, albeit a lil dumb.
beetrice: haahahah no problems babe
simon: he prolly knows by now since he made the effort to google for my real name. lmao. to be honest, he’s lucky to have met me….others would have exposed his face, hp number and real name.
shaolintiger: all work and no play makes doc a real dull (and horny) boy
jolene: yeah babe. just a real gem when these fools do it with their real names hahaha
wenqi: lmao i know!
February 26th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
What do you know about Bkt Kayu Hitam?
February 26th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
kakakaka lokter tangkapED!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
Doctor can’t seem to keep his pants up. :D
February 26th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Hmm is it a Dr. Liew wtf?
If you were to forget the health report, tengah fingering “oo i forgot to read it”
wtf.
February 26th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
lmao!!Kim, the dr wan eat kali rice lol
February 26th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
You shouldn’t censor anything!!! I wouldn’t! :P
February 26th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
OMG! Now I know that those losers who write to the Star (advice columns) really exist. The ones who ask whether they can keep their affairs and marriages side-by-side.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Giant sotong: fortunately, not much :)
wingz: loktor pwned haha
jason: he has a stressful job afterall
dr. tan: eww, for one it will not go that far yikes
icemilo: shit for him to eat got lah lol
ky: that’s cause you’re an evil person
suertes: of course they do. aids wasnt spread by air.
February 26th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Kim lol no i mean…eat kali rice = go jail for want rape u lol
but Kim why u dun wan add him? its okla, u can torture him more , i addd any1 who addd me, give rose, flowers or panties in facebook is very common la lol
February 26th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
gosh … what a disgrace. there’s no safe place anymore. sigh
February 26th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
beautiful…. *tears*
February 26th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
HAHAHA oh my god! Shit wei, is he a doctor under the government hospitals in m’sia???? My dad used to work for the government hospitals wtf. There are so many weirdos out there… I sell clothings online, and I actually have an idiot who emailed me to ask me to sell my USED lingerie to him, WTF RIGHT! GRRR.
February 26th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
oh my GOODNESS hahahahaha how fast did he backpedal!!! oh the poor lonely soul…!
eh if he doesnt know about google OR GTALK he really shouldnt be a doctor.
February 26th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
haha…this post is funny. thanks for making me laugh today.
February 26th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
icemilo: ooooh lmao! dont think he wanna add me already lor.
doink: internet would be the last place on earth to be safe.
nicole: hah
huiwen: just make a cat pee on it and send it to him from RM500!
pinkpau: i share your sentiment!
SK: you’re welcome :)
February 26th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
Thats just so stupid of him lool. Some people just never learn. There was an article in the newspaper once about cyberstalkers, girls who check out guys by just asking from their business name card when the guy requests for a dinner.
And here, you have something even worse, a guy who willingly gives his real phone number, name to someone he doesn’t even know, and “plans” to have some illicit sex with.
The fact that he’s a Medical Doctor corrupts his reputation even more. Supposedly it isn’t easy to become a Medical Doctor, so much stuff to pack in, but apparently he doesn’t even have simple common sense such as that.
:: shakes head :: DISGRACING!
February 26th, 2008 at 4:55 pm
maybe he got this trait from the infamous Dr Chua lol
February 26th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
kim, bukit kayu hitam far la.. facebook is just a click away.. HAHAHAHAH
February 26th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Usually I would just ignore perverts like him. Layan-ed too many perves during my mIRC days so I can predict what they are going to do/say anyways. Some doctors are not really that bright I tell you. Most of them are either bookworms or have excellent memorizing skills. Just my 2 cents :)
February 26th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
moons: he really comes across as a complete newbie! i guess it’s like the very 1st time i logged on to irc, all i did was spam the channels with the word,”FUCK” till I got k-lined lol those were the days. as for our doctor, his 1st time on facebook he’s probably consumed by the urge to spam girls with his dirty request lor.
anthraxxxx: lmao at least dr. chua actually got the poon.
dree: ya betul….hahaha
jane: yeah the difference between him and other perverts is that he used his real name on I/C. that’s why i layan-ed hahaha.
February 26th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
wah u damn free ah? :P
February 26th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
wahhahah!! what!!
I see a very long name..!!
sad…
these kind of men should rot in HELL!!
February 26th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Well, he did have a surname PERVERT. I mean, his wife should have suspected something when she saw his surname, and so should have you! :-)
February 26th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Sorry, that’s Doctor Perve. lol Must learn to read better. lol
February 26th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Aiyah, I was late to this post coz of event…
…I wonder if he reads your blog? Or if his wife reads your blog?
I agree with KY, shouldn’t have censored. Bwahahahaha….
February 26th, 2008 at 6:31 pm
spiller: free enough to do this :)
tom: hehe don’t be so quick to judge ;)
dabido: perve sounds like an unassuming surname aye?
david: i have no freakin idea. but if he does…*waves to doc*. you also evil like ky lah!
February 26th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
OMG, LMAO, the doctor somemore got face to ask you out…
February 26th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
What a perve!!!!!!!! Now I’ll forever think twice before going to the doctor for a check up. The doctor could you know…be checking me out instead of doing a checking up.
How did someone so stupid get to be a doctor tsk tsk
February 26th, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Hahah. Oh man, I want soooo much to see his photo!!!
February 26th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
this doc is sick!
show us the face!
full name! put him up!
February 26th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
=D
Aw. How sad this man’s life is.
=D
February 26th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
urm… is his surname Wan? :P
February 26th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
you should just post his name and his details.
gotta warn others about this sad, pathetic SOB.
pardon my french.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:27 am
tw: thick face mah
eewah: i’ve got a solution. find the hot docs to go for hahaha. then kena checked out also nvm ;)
thatjames: hehe typical dopey face
earl: that might ruin his life
cheesecakeerian: i agree with you babe
naeboo: no wor. he’s got one of the most common chinese surnames
mr.bf: well, i can’t bring myself to do that. but ladies owe it to themselves to be extremely cautious of married men prowling about
February 27th, 2008 at 12:30 am
LOL! This is a fabulous story. I love horny dumbass fucktards on online communities…they are so entertaining.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:15 am
Haha, I was planning to sell one to him… And after he pays and everything, I will email him and ask him, ‘hey are you enjoying my brother’s worn underwear’ WTF.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:24 am
What the… oh my gawd. Beware of doctors. HAHA!
February 27th, 2008 at 2:59 am
wahlau… wat a disgrace to all medical professionals. You should post his name and pic here ma. I want to go facebook him lol.
This doc kinda resemble some of my classmates here hahaha. So be careful when you see doctor. =D
February 27th, 2008 at 3:11 am
bwhahaha… always wanted to do something like that with friendster stalkers but never had the guts to. There was an ‘engineer which was new to town’ that reminds me of your doc.
February 27th, 2008 at 7:48 am
WoW, aint this a strange world as it can be!
February 27th, 2008 at 8:59 am
really lor… really shld juz publish his face and name. it’s more evil not to and let the wife continue thinking she married an angel.
wtf
February 27th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Hehehehe….. a very bored and horny doctor I see…. Should have played along, get him out and just spy him from far….. Yah… raise his hopes up and drop it like a bomb!
February 27th, 2008 at 9:56 am
i can’t bear to imagine him as a doc touching some girl…pervert!
February 27th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Great Post :)
I am really curious who is that as I am also in the ophthalmology line :) maybe u can drop me a hint :) hehe
February 27th, 2008 at 10:43 am
i dun think the wife can do much even if she know la
Kim, what u do if ur bf do like this to get one nite stand?
February 27th, 2008 at 10:53 am
actualy this guy is lack of sex or just ask for sex becos saw a sexy pretty girl? lol
February 27th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
Ee: lmao so do i!
huiwen: never know he might dig that too! hahaha
levine: heh surely not all are like that lah
littlepolaris: and a disgrace to himself and his family and friends.
beenee: hehe yeah it’ll be funny as hell
big boys woven: you can say that again.
naeboo: i would do it if the wife is my friend. im not into fixing other people’s families hehe
notty gurl: who’s gonna pay me for that???
shari: well thank goodness all he gets to touch are eyeballs and heads. heh
terrance: maybe not :)
ginger: wah if i found out my bf does anything like that i’ll dump his sorry ass lah. no, i’ll cut off his balls and then dump his sorry ass.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
he thot he hit the jackpot when u responded ’sexily’ and i found that this guy is quite raw. if he wanted sex, he shouldn’t worry abt how clean were u, disease transmitted via kisses, etc…..
this posting really made my day …… hahaha
February 27th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
enjoyed this very much! vicarious revenge against all the pervs (and there are an awful lot of them out there)
February 28th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
I’m just blown away by the sheer force of AWESOMENESS of this post. This is the best “Wanna have sex?” story I’ve heard on social networking. Friggin’ good post!
Girls have it entertaining.
I guess being educated doesn’t necessarily mean you’re a better person in society.
February 29th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Horny….
March 1st, 2008 at 4:43 am
johnny: yeah…he replied like as soon as i responded! lolol
bibliobibuli: yeah..death to all perves and child rapists
nicholas: lmao. yeah, i’ve met my fair share of disgusting educated people :(
benn: that sums it all up, lol
March 3rd, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Ha ha, funny, was that all on an open thread on FB? It must have been,,,, man I wished I’d been around when he was trying to get nude pictures of you, I’d have sent him some nude pictures alright he he.
Mind you, he was rather polite ha ha…
March 6th, 2008 at 9:31 am
fed upski: yeah that was all on the thread. i guess not many ppl can keep to a coherent discussion. doc’s polite but a lil daft unfortunately.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Er, it’s not a doc, it’s a dog. Unfortunately ex-boss didn’t set too good an example for the MOH.
March 7th, 2008 at 4:38 am
err, perhaps its not a real doctor? have you
heard of identity theft???
March 7th, 2008 at 10:48 am
palmdoc: i like your puns lol
josephine: yes i’ve heard of identity theft. well only way to find out for sure is to report him to the medical board or something aye?
March 11th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
This post totally made my day~ Reading your shout out today made it even better!
Now that’s pawnage. Nice one Kim.
March 12th, 2008 at 9:37 am
wombok: thank you :)
July 14th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Finaly someones made an example of this. Not just this one guy but all of them, i’m on facebook and because i’m young and apparantly attractive every time i log on ive got literaly 20+ friend requests, i logged on today and i had 44!!! All from guys i dont know. To top it off i get like 3 mails a day from guys i dont know which range from, ”hey sexy” to, and this is one i had today, ‘would you like to see something really small”. And if i mail them telling them im not interested and to leave me alone half the time they mail me back telling me im ugly anyway. I mean FFS, i joined facebook to keep in touch with my friends and all i get is perverts trying to come on to me!!
July 30th, 2008 at 1:09 am
Everyone is STUPID accept you, what a cock teaser u are u think that u are really smart ….smart my ass
August 2nd, 2008 at 2:56 pm
What a dunce. He reminds me of my ex-husband, also a doctor. The man assumes he is so much more intelligent than everyone else, that he doesn’t even stop to consider what he says or does. Living with him was so embarrassing. And yes, he did the internet thing with women, because he’s not attractive enough to do it in real life. What a moron.