Mission to Perfection 2
May 22nd, 2008 » 654 viewsI embarked on a detox regimen a week ago. I called it my “mission to perfection”. First things first, I’m not perfect (yet), far from it. My one-week journey was peppered with disappointment after disappointment.
So what exactly constituted to my failure? The usual suspects…lack of discipline and emotional eating. It’s always the emo eating, isn’t it?
As you all have known, I used Juvanex to aid my mission and I was pleasantly surprised by its effectiveness. Contrary to belief, it’s not a laxative and I was never struck by diarrhoea-like symptoms. In fact, I had better bowel movements than normal (twice a day). It’s just that the poops were…..for lack of better words, very well-endowed :D
Juvanex.
I really don’t know if it’s psychological or physiological, but I felt lighter while on Juvanex. Except for the first two days, where I was really bloated, the rest of the week was a breeze. I wake up everyday with flatter belly.
Lemon flavoured powder.
Yes, so my pimples popped out like crazy but I think it means the stuff are working. I was soOOoo expelling the toxins.
It kind of freaked me out when I read that one of the things I would experience while on Juvanex was getting a metallic taste in my mouth. I mean, what does that suppose to mean? As I eventually found out, my mouth basically just felt drier than usual. And I was drinking a lot of water due to that, which was a good thing.
Two scoops…twice a day after meal.
Put detox powder into the complimentary Juvanex shaker.
Add water.
And shake a couple of times.
Juvanex taste like lemonade. Okay, lemonade with bitterish herbs. To be honest, it’s not exactly the kind of stuff you want to sit down savouring while watching your favourite television show. The secret to consuming it is, chug it. Hold your breath and let it slide down your throat. As for keeping it down, I found rinsing my mouth helped.
Chug it.
I think Juvanex is effective and will definitely work better with a balanced diet. Although I was surviving on junk food, it managed to prevent me from going into the sluggish, bloated and lethargic phase that always come with my unhealthy diet.
Besides people who want to get a spanking new body system and are willing to go on the detox with proper diet, I also highly recommend it to people who are unable to break from their unhealthy phases as a means of maintaining their bodies, preventing from further damage so to speak.
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May 22nd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
so will you be taking it again?
May 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
eh, i’m so skinny & light (40kg) but i want to detox, get rid of toxins, & want flat tummy, can i drink this also ka? hehe..just wondering. Coz worried la,such skinny but lemak all berhimpun at tummy. Or is this drink just to lose weight.. i dont want lose weight.
May 22nd, 2008 at 2:49 pm
suan: planning to, but the next time i’d have to go on a proper diet coz i want to lose the flab!
venessa: i think u might lose a little, but as long as you keep up eating normally the change wont be too drastic.
May 22nd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Ya, a detox with proper diet will surely help lose wait.
May 22nd, 2008 at 4:56 pm
just go for fruits… better right?
May 22nd, 2008 at 5:32 pm
erm….i think it is important to educate the people that a Detox program is not a slimming program so that people will not set the wrong expectation. Usually detox program will only purge out unwanted toxins from the body thus sometimes ppl do loose weight as a result….but most times its just water retention.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Hmm…you want to try the Usana range of products? They have meal replacement shakes and nutritional.
veritas: I used to be a drug pusher. Now I’m a nutritional supplement pusher coz at least it’s legitimate. Support my reinteration into mainstream society by being my MLM downline. ;)
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:04 pm
The ONLY thing that stops me from taking all these detox stuff is P I M P L E S. Coz when I get them, I get them like CRAZY and they take agessss to go off, and worst of all, they leave marks/scars behind. :( How liddat?
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Where can I get Juvanex from and how much does it cost?
May 23rd, 2008 at 10:31 am
hi, i have read abt juvanex in one of those local mags. but i have not tried it before, i am currently taking TruDtox…. its a kind of tea but taste a bit weird, really can remove all the waste in us cos i tried it for 3 days, i lost 2kgs!!! how’s that?? but gained 3kgs from all the buffet and high tea over the weekend!!!! grrrrr……
May 23rd, 2008 at 9:10 pm
is it to be drunk RIGHT AFTER each meal twice a day? is a bottle just enough for 7 days?
my prob is only my belly that bloats on and off. (lately more on than off) if can get rid of the bloat, it’s more than enough ald.
doesnt sound hard to do at all. might try it soon :)
oh, lastly. do u feel hungry again afterwards?
May 25th, 2008 at 2:51 am
simon: indeed
zewt: but fruits won’t make you expel all the acumulated toxins.
fashionasia: you’re absolutely right. detox is not a slimming method but only aids in losing weight.
hb: hehe i can’t replace me meals :(
sharon: yeah! the pimples are a bitch..but once they all come out, should have better skin after.
cymbellynne: at all major pharmacies and cost around RM90 if i remembered correctly.
angeline: alamak! hehe must maintain the diet one lor
naeboo: yeah one bottle last about 8 or 9 days for me actually. never felt hungry :) good luck!
May 28th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
wow just like the one that i’ve tried last time but i forgot the name. how much did u bought that bottle?