Cocktail Waitress Trailer Trash Hooker.

I did some camhoring in my free time.

It’s so bloody hard to camho with my D70s. But I guess I could count myself successful if I weren’t so bothered by my out of focus face.

I’ve taken the liberty to do some fake bokeh background with the blur tool on photoshop, cause my bedsheet was sharper than my face -_-.

Here I am, of what I told the boo, my best impersonation of a cocktail waitress by day, trailer trash hooker by night.

Cocktail waitress trailer trash hooker.
Would you pick me up?

For you who are curious as to where I got my inspiration from….it’s from this picture:

Cocktail Waitress Trailer Trash Hooker circa 1988.
Kimberlycun circa 1988.

Don’t ask my Mom what she was thinking.

Anyway, here’s another blast from the past:

Mafia couple.
Dad still has that ‘Risky Business’ Ray Ban I was wearing, hehe.

I think we were going for the mafia couple vibe.

26 Responses to Cocktail Waitress Trailer Trash Hooker.

  1. eyeris June 2, 2008 at 2:06 am #

    you’re too big to pick up. AHAHAHAHA. *runs away*

  2. Nicole June 2, 2008 at 3:22 am #

    cam-whorer at birth!!!!

  3. nicktay June 2, 2008 at 5:53 am #

    Wah…so young already cam whore :) Hot pic :)

  4. steve at the pub June 2, 2008 at 7:24 am #

    Mmmm, lots more promise in the grown up photo.

    You look like an extra from a dance hall scene in a Western movie. ;-)

  5. Simon Seow June 2, 2008 at 7:55 am #

    Little Kim so cute.

  6. Joe June 2, 2008 at 9:39 am #

    Actually you look like an *intellectual* trailer trash hooker, deep in thought. In the middle of everything, you might whip out a copy of Camus or Kipling.

    To get the hooker look you forgot to look up, pout, thrust the chest forward while using the hand to brush the hair instead of resting on it contemplatively.

    I know this because of a long history of porn surfing. I mean, research.

  7. KY June 2, 2008 at 10:09 am #

    yea little kim very kewt, dunno what happened 20 yrs later… =/

  8. Kimberlycun June 2, 2008 at 11:15 am #

    eyeris: HAR. HAR. HAR!

    nicole: naturally.. ;)

    nicktay: bad influence from mom. lol

    steve: haha all i need now is to fill up the void on my chest!

    simon: i know! :D

    joe: like shilpa lee kah? lol

    ky: 20 yrs later, kim got even hotter lah what else.

  9. naeboo June 2, 2008 at 12:15 pm #

    not enough cheap red lipstick. like those pink plastic tube ones u can get from conve shops. haha!

  10. suanie June 2, 2008 at 1:53 pm #

    oO
    i gonna scan my photos

  11. Kimberlycun June 3, 2008 at 12:48 am #

    naeboo: haha ok noted!

    suanie: do ittttt i wanna see small suan!

  12. rachel June 3, 2008 at 2:16 am #

    i think i have a photo in similar outfit as ur last pic…

  13. Elle Zhang June 3, 2008 at 4:59 am #

    You were showing a little leg at such a young age! Gorgeous then gorgeous now

  14. DieHardX June 3, 2008 at 11:13 am #

    reminds me of Dr. Evil and Mini-me. Hehe! Imagine seeing both Kims at the same time!

  15. Kimberlycun June 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm #

    rachel: hahah SHOW!

    elle: yeah didn’t know the word “shy” mah hehe

    diehardx: lol maybe when i have a daughter next time!

  16. Ms.Bloom June 3, 2008 at 2:54 pm #

    Your skin glows la *sends the hate*

  17. Rachel June 3, 2008 at 3:35 pm #

    Hahahaha…. I can’t stop laughing! hey next time ask mama Kim to do something like this too with u!

  18. Dabido June 3, 2008 at 8:44 pm #

    Kewl! Eyeris needs to work out. I think I could pick you up easily. You don’t weigh that much. I mean, I picked Rachel up twice on NYE!!! She also doesn’t weigh much at all! lol

  19. Kimberlycun June 4, 2008 at 2:46 am #

    Ms. Bloom: power of noise reduction on photoshop! lol

    rachel: lmao, i will try!

    dabido: yeah eyeris needs to work on the biceps!!!!

  20. cass June 5, 2008 at 3:30 am #

    fuck babe!!! totally cute!!!!! so this is what u were busy with… hahahahhahahha

    i really like this, i don’t think it’s tarty, in fact, i think it’s elegant! got lots of potential.

    let’s do it again?? WHEN?????

  21. cass June 5, 2008 at 3:32 am #

    goddamnit, i just saw the pic again… i have to comment again laa hahahaha your baby pic is supercute la…

    GREAT POST!!!!!! u made my day :)

  22. Kimberlycun June 5, 2008 at 12:42 pm #

    cass: lololo i know it..u wanna have babies dy! quick quick :D

  23. Yin Phin June 5, 2008 at 1:25 pm #

    Wow… That’s kind of hot post and pic…

  24. Jeff October 13, 2009 at 2:09 pm #

    Verry, cute and yes I would definitely pick you up ;) the pic of you and the lil bro is the cutest tho, he looks like a cross between a bell hop and an asian MC hammer :)

  25. Bob Fartsalot December 2, 2009 at 3:18 am #

    Jim Rockford: But I will need a diversion so I can get back to Bloomberg’s room and try to talk to him.

    Angel Martin: Ohh. Now we’re getting to the nitty-gritty. Now it’s beginning to make sense. ‘Come on over to Rocky’s, Angel.’ Serve my favorite food. First time I been invited over here for so much as a glass of water.

    Joseph ‘Rocky’ Rockford: I could use a little help in the kitchen with the coffee and dessert.

    Angel Martin: Forget about the dessert, you don’t buy Angel Martin with a couple of drumsticks and some redeye gravy.

  26. Mike April 16, 2010 at 2:58 am #

    I had to look up trailer trash for a midterm in my social work class, and your picture came up. Even more interestingly, your the third Asian I’ve found doing this search. It’s nice to know that the trailerparks have stopped discriminatory renting practices (and are filled with hotties):P

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