Is Rihanna too sexy for KL?
5 Feb
Apparently there are some people who believe that Rihanna is too damn sexy for Kuala Lumpur. Personally, I totally agree with these quarters. I mean, just look at her!
Rihanna is so sexy that after watching her, women of Malaysia will cut their hair short. And then we will all look like a lesbian, albeit a really sexy lesbian. What a monstrosity!
Rihanna is so sexy that after watching her, women of Malaysia will wear clothes with metal thorns on our chest. And then we will use the metal thorns to attack people who think we’re not sexy enough. Scared or not?
But the problems aren’t only limited to women. Men of Malaysia also, after they’ve watched Rihanna, they will want to tap Malaysian women’s arses cause we are so sexaaaaaaay as we’re sporting Rihanna’s short hair and thorny bras.
And it’s all Rihanna’s fault!!!
That said, if you still want to watch Rihanna’s concert after knowing all the troubles she will and definitely cause us, here’s one way to catch a glimpse of the sexaaaaaaaay Rihanna.
You just have to sign up with U.O.X, a phone prepaid service for the young and those who like sexaaaay. Here’s what you have to do:
-Be between 18-25 years of age.
-Bring along your original I/C or Passport to any Celcom branches or Blue Cube outlets below for registration.
-RM10 to purchase your first reload but get the U.O.X. Starter Pack for, absolutely FREE!
- Each customer is entitled to register for one Starter Pack.
Then, with your pristine new U.O.X number, send the text REGFREETIX to 28881. Then upon confirmation of via SMS you can win free tickets with a minimum of RM10 reload. Easy peasy.
More information here.
Well, I want to watch Rihanna so bad and if that means I’m going to cut my hair short and injure some people with my thorny bra, so be it!
Tags: rihanna, rihanna concert, rihanna KL, rihanna kuala lumpur, rihanna malaysia, rihanna PAS, rihanna UOX, uox, xpax
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So… erm… you have any thorny undergarments? Hehehh…
hahahhaa…oh I got the “under”lying message there! :D
too bad I’m *over the age limit*…le sigh…
i wonder , if indoensia dangdut is banned, avril almost banned, rihanna……hm…..maybe only allow her to sing song with scarf over her head?
I think everything she wears is hot – and the readers at EverHype agree with me – they call it “Pleasing.” I was writing my own review of her new album, and found these photos very inspirational. Her metal look is one of my favorites, but I also like her preppy look.
QUOTE: …injure some people with my thorny bra
LOL! That had me laughing out loud.
thatjames: Yup, I think Kim haz it. Iz called vagina dentata. ;)
I can subscribe if I am 5 years younger. Well, lucky I shoot a video for another contest that can get VVIP passes.