NARCISSISM IS NECESSARY

Sometimes, before I go to bed, I wish I could sleep and never wake up again. Tonight is one of those times.

Fabulous day really, but am getting dogged by a lingering bad energy from this insignificant incident, which I can barely remember.

I suppose it’s sad when you expect people to do bad things and assume it’s pretension when people do good things. I suppose you can say I have better faith in self-preservation.

Righteousness tires me. Righteous people are plain rude and should shut the fuck up. I agree with selective g________ and total a__________.

Damn, I really need to shake this off now.

Goodnight.

I’ve lost so many games of Scrabulous it’s making me depressed. My self-esteem is taking a hard blow.

Damn it I’m never good at board games. Chess, scrabbles, draughts shit whatever..I always lose. Why? Am I retarded or something?

The only thing I’m good at is chor tai dee. Wtf?

I feel like a complete dumbass.

Yes. All gone. P00f.

Almost 700 worth of postings have vanished. 4 years of memories. Erased.

Read story here for reference.

I was completely unaware that something this catastrophic could happen. I didn’t back up at all. So smart, right?

What I can do is, manually re-post all the cached posts by Google. Nah, I don’t think so.

Just keeping my fingers crossed that the unreliable hosting company could at least restore 60% of data. I’m not even hoping for 100%.

By the way, I’ve changed to a local server (http://www.ipserverone.com, very prompt and helpful and reasonably priced, thanks CLL!), which is also serving KimKomm.com. Things should load much faster now.

Oh well, at least now I’ll have no excuse to delay the site revamping.

Remember people, backup your blogs. It could happen to you too.

Another argument over the same issue. How the fuck am I supposed to explain why I’m jealous. I just bloody am. Am I insecure? I don’t know, maybe. Truth is, it’s not even about you. But it would have hurt if I had said that, wouldn’t it?

I think women are just generally competitive, please correct me if I’m wrong. We’re constantly comparing, who have better hair, who have leaner arms, who’s got a better personality, who’s more intelligent and the list goes on forever. It’s just something that we do, consciously or unconsciously.

Sometimes, you don’t even know this person but you develop a dislike towards her, just because she has better hair and she flirts like a ho (although nobody sees through that except you!) and then, you build on the dislike from snippets of accounts by other people who had contact with this person. And BAM, a fresh villain is born!

But you know it’s jealousy. I know it’s jealousy and it is unwarranted. But 99% of the time I just let my inner bitch goes around her own business as long as she doesn’t screw up my day-to-day life. That is till your boyfriend/husband or good friend decides to fuel your jealousy. “Hey, that girl’s got nice hair”.

I went fucking livid. “Shut up, I don’t want to hear her being talked about favourably in our house”. “Why, I’m just stating a fact. She’s got nice hair. You’re with me and I want only you”. War ensues.

You get my gist?

Of course, this is not just about hair, it’s only a hypothetical situation. I don’t expect men to understand that, especially not self-absorbed men. But ladies, do you get this as well?

Okay, this is probably going to piss off a lot of people. But I need to know, where are the comments!?

It’s really frustrating, I know for a fact that there are people reading my blog. I can see from my sitemeter and the page views but yet, the comments are grossly lacking.

Yeah, I suppose one might say that I should be blogging for myself and therefore the number of comments should be secondary. But no, no, no, I always tell people (who care to ask) the reason why I love blogging is the interaction! When there’s no interaction on my blog posts, it’s really dreadful to write another post. Especially after I’ve put in so much time editing pictures and reorganising my thoughts for a post but all I get in return is nothing more than a count on the sitemeter.

As simple as it sounds, the reason why I’m still here is the comments. How do you feel when you wake up everyday, check your comments and find only spam comments or the odd self-whoring comment? It’s very discouraging, you know.

Tell me, I’m willing to listen, why did I use to get more comments but it’s so damn difficult nowadays? Is my blog getting uninteresting or are you guys just getting lazier? C’mon, be brutal with me!

Oh who am I kidding, this post will probably have zero comments anyway!

It has happened again, I left for work earlier today. 15 minutes earlier than usual and what did I get in return? Exactly 20 minutes late to work. This is really frustrating man -_-

Major Causes of Traffic Jam

1. QUEUE JUMPERS

This is perhaps the most irritating thing ever. Imagine getting stuck in the jam for the past 1/2 hour and upon reaching a toll, you find yourself at the back of a a long queue. Then these buggers start to park at the side of your car, inching nearer and nearer, waiting for you to stop your car and let them take the space in front of you.

HELLO!? Other people have been stuck in the jam like them too. Why cut queue? It really won’t allow them reach to reach their destination sooner, it’s only going to make other users really angry and frustrated and therefore refuse to budge their cars and hence causing more jam. Besides, it’s just gawd damn rude. Go join the queue like everyone else, cause the queue does move but assholes like them are restricting the flow!

2. CORNER BRAKER

Okay, following closely to irritating and inconsiderate queue jumpers would be Corner Brakers. First of all, why do some people brake at corners? Tight corners, brake. Big corners also brake. Some more braking in the jam. They think their car would spin out at 20kmh is that it? The best way to take a corner is to release the accelerator, that’s it. Brake so much for what, fuel price too low and brake pads to cheap?

Corner Brakers usually cause that kind of mysterious jam that you have no idea how it came about. Picture this scenario, very heavy traffic along a certain stretch with corners and the likes. As you reach the end of the stretch, the jam mysteriously disperse. Wonder no more, it’s the bloody Corner Brakers.

3. ASS LICKER

And then there are drivers that like to literally tail your ass. What the hell for I ask? It’s the next stop to a RM300 summon and probably a week to three sans vehicle (depending on how chummy you are with your mechanic). These bunch of Ass Lickers also tend to brake all the bloody time due to their proximity to the car in front thus making them part-time Corner Brakers.

4. BRAKER

Close cousin of Coner Braker, but far more annoying. As the name suggests, yes…they brake indiscriminately regardless of road and traffic condition.

5. VACATIONEERING TARDS

The anti-thesis of Ass Licker, Vacationeer Tards do not like the read ends of other cars’. In fact, they dislike rear-ends so much, they tend to keep their distance to up to 1 km away. If you’re the unfortunate car behind a Vacationeering Tard, please pray that there’re other empty lanes to overtake the Tard. If there’s none, flash the highlight. However, in my humble opinion, the flash doesn’t usually work, because Vacationeering Tards have no concept of a rear mirror (dislike rear-ends, no concept of rear mirrors, see the connection?). Personally, I have resorted to honking. Real long. However, bear in mind that this act might incite bullying from either your side or the Tard’s side…my advice is, prepare for battle.

6. HARDCORE STEERING FAN

Hardcore steering fans are oblivious to other vehicles. You can spot one from the way the car zips nonchalantly in and out of the lane without signalling. Yes, those that expect other drivers to telepathically know which random direction they want to go. Aside from causing traffic jam by catching other vehicles by surprise (thus causing multiple occurrences of emergency braking), they also are major culprits of car accidents.

7. UNIFORMED JESTERS

I suppose you know how I mean. Ever seen one conducting traffic that leaves you in complete speechlessness due to the very stupidity of it? Like one waving cars away on a straight road. Or remember that one who at a cross junction, the one who let cars from one direction to fill up the core of the junction before allowing another lane to proceed..or not proceed, depending on how you look at it. Uniformed Jesters are pest to Malaysia traffic like Mawi is to local entertainment.

There…a list of the causes of traffic jam in Malaysia. Please feel free to add more to the list!

I went to Mumbai and all I did was spray vomit all over my colleague’s bathroom and eat cardboard sandwiches.

My room in Bombay.

View of the slums from my window.

Cardboard food and soup/liquid ghee.

Shit that I do when I’m bored at home.