urmmmmm bushing merr tettttth
Was brushing my teeth when my Mom called me.
“urmmmmm bushing merr tettttth”
“har WHAT?”
“urmmmmm bushing merr tettttth”
“WHAT!?”
“AM BRUSHING MY TEETH”. Cue toothpaste and saliva dripping onto table and phone.
“Oh, call me back!”. Click.
So I called my Mom back after I’ve finished with my ablutions*.
*So thesaurus.com right? LOL. Learnt that trick from another celebrity blogger.
Anyway….my mom [...]
