It’s 5 minutes to 3am and I’m still hovering around 500 words. That’s 1/6 of the paper I have to hand in by 5pm today. It’s about “Downsizing” in case you’re interested. What do I care about downsizing? I don’t give a flying fuck. Stupid people should be fired (except me). Lazy people should be fire (except me). Ugly people should be fired (except me). Survivors who are disturbed by the firing should be fired next. What should companies do? Retain the evil, smart, unscrupulous, money hungry, like-minded employees who don’t give a flying fuck