Paid my tuition fees, renewed my library cards and did not skip even one class. Feeling like an accomplished human being, I headed to the post office to register myself as a voter (actually I had a postcard to mail). Then the lazy fucker told me I’d have to wait till the “witness” comes back from lunch break while he’d dig for the forms. Tough to be a responsible citizen eh? I was pressing for time so I told him I’d come another day.
I saw a dying baby lizard on the bathroom floor. Feeling a little morbid, I thought I’d take a picture of it. By the time I got my camera, it had miraculously come back to live and was crawling up the pipe. I don’t know why, but at that moment, I had a sudden urge to take picture of my soiled sanitary pad. Even had a flash of inspiration for some poem.
The lizard,
Not dead.
My pad,
Blood soaked.
All end with Ds. I’m like so talented.
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p/s: That’s not my soiled pad. That’s also not the aforementioned lizard.
*pics ripped from here and here.
Gina said:
on September 14, 2005 at 10:53 pm
I almost say.. Kim, I think you have dehydrated flaky skin. Ha ha.
cameljoe said:
on September 15, 2005 at 8:36 am
If i may Kim……..,
The lizard is not dead,
its fate does not end today,
the pad is wet,
its blood soaked red.
i’think i feel sad,
calling off work today,
life can be a mess,
but i’ll fight it till i’m dead.
vincent said:
on September 15, 2005 at 12:08 pm
That pad looks different from my pad.
ShaolinTiger said:
on September 15, 2005 at 1:31 pm
There was a period
It was red
There was live eggs
Then they were dead
Lizards are good
Lizards are cool
Pads of blood
Are not for eating..fool
kimberlycun said:
on September 15, 2005 at 1:42 pm
Gina: hehe, me no got flaky skin coz i use rosken!
cameljoe: wow bravo!
vincent:”That pad looks different from my pad.” Do u have any idea how wrong that sounds like?
ST: You’re more talented than me!
spiller said:
on September 15, 2005 at 2:48 pm
somehow I heard a lot of kwai loh, especially the Aussies refer the lizard as gecko.
hmm, gecko is much cooler
xman said:
on September 15, 2005 at 3:19 pm
and i was eating chocolate before reading the post script…yearghh
Dabido (Teflon) said:
on September 15, 2005 at 7:51 pm
Spiller - Gecko is a type of lizard. Genus Gekkonidae! Specifically having suction cup type feet. (Well, Setae feet … lots of suction cups).
Oh gees! I am such a NERD! Pttthh!
Great poem ST. I can’t follow that one!
foodcrazee said:
on September 15, 2005 at 9:09 pm
LOLX. nice one all. Never thought Kim dares to touch the lizard or gecko
Lainie said:
on September 16, 2005 at 3:29 am
This has GOT to be the weirdest post I’ve ever seen here.
lizard, small, soft.
Pad, wet, sticky.
Attack, lizard.
Dabido (Teflon) said:
on September 16, 2005 at 6:29 pm
Just to get in the mood of the poems:
Gekkonidea,
Feet of Setae,
Sticks to the wall,
Having a ball.
Sticks to the roof,
Acting aloof,
Sticks to the pad,
Ewww, that’s bad!
Max said:
on September 17, 2005 at 10:16 am
lizards and pads
is this a fad ?
both looks so bad
gosh..this IS sad…..