As usual, when I’m writing fairly long posts it usually means I’m currently stuck at home fantasising about -CENSORED- (because it’s annoying and it doesn’t help with the amazing -CENSORED-). However, the reality is, I’m trying to finish up this freakin’ paper so that I could give tertiery education the finger this December. Please wish me luck.

Mom is on leave again and as usual, feeding me with all sorts of food that will bound to add inches to my already inflated body. This morning I was contemplating hitting the gym, cause I wanted to sweat off the stress and hopefully fats but instead I finished half a bar of white chocolate. The chocolates have now triggered craving for sinful slices of white chocolate cake. I am hopeless.

Tomorrow, I will be taking Mom to her colleague’s Raya open house. I’m anticipating more food. More beef, mutton, coconut milk based dishes, pastries and dishes that might land me a spot in the Emergency Room. I wish I were allergic to carbohydrates, now that would be cool….I think. No, scratch that.

I’ve finished watching War & Beauty. Gigi Lai was breathtakingly beautiful but she spoke like she was asthmatic. But she wasn’t asthmatic, Charmaine Seah was! So Charmaine Seah actually sucked in the show since she’s supposed to be asthmatic but she spoke like she wasn’t. Whatever. Lets just say the ending is damn potong stim. I disagree with it. It should be more elaborative, even a little happier. Then again, it’s a fresh change from TVB’s habit of slapping soap dramas’ endings with loads of gooey cheese. But really, give me the cheese anytime.

Back to this stupid paper.

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OMG My Mom insisted on reading this post and I just had to exercise some censorship. She’s cool and she reads my blog all the time but there are just things I’d rather she not read.

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