What would you do?

1071 words. That’s a little more than 10% done for my 10000 final year thesis. Deadline’s next Friday. Quite a feat for a procrastinator like myself, actually. I haven’t been to gym or eating properly or sleeping properly. I’ve got 6 zits altogether on my face, I’m fat and I’ve fallen sick. I am so not built to handle stress, I tell you.

It just dawned on me. After graduation, I will have to work. For the rest of my life. Woah. I think I need to buy lottery more often.

If the earth were to explode tomorrow, what would you do during your last 24 hours on earth?

I want to stab all the stupid fuckers whom I want to stab, then eat a bucket of original KFC, then have loads of orgasms and then die. How about you?

7 Comments »

  1. Lainie said:

    on November 27, 2005 at 9:54 pm

    I’ll take everything but the die part, thanks.

  2. mervkwok said:

    on November 27, 2005 at 11:46 pm

    i’d die having many orgasms. that’s how i’d spend my last 24 hrs. wheeeee

  3. Cheneille said:

    on November 28, 2005 at 12:10 am

    i wouldn’t want to die right after having orgasms. WHAT THE HELL i’m never going to be able to experience it in my afterlife!!! SUPER POTONG!!

    the stabbing part, i like. =)

  4. Kimberlycun said:

    on November 28, 2005 at 12:13 am

    i dont want to die either but ei.. it’s hypothetical question. the earth would explode, so you’d all have to die! heh

  5. Kuzco said:

    on November 28, 2005 at 5:56 am

    10000 only? I need to write 20,000 :(

    admin: walao…good luck, man.

  6. miruL said:

    on November 28, 2005 at 7:30 am

    You’re fat! Oh man. I guess you’re not humpable anymore.

    it’s a joke ok! don’t include me in your list to stab!

    lols…

    ok lar delete this if this is not favourable.

    admin: you’re right, i’ve never felt less sexy in my life. arghhhhhhhh

  7. vlad said:

    on November 28, 2005 at 10:40 am

    Rest assure that many people will die before the earth explode.

    They will start making a movie, “Malaysian Psycho” if the bomb is a dud or the meteor changed course.

    admin: hrm…maybe if I should melt their bodies or something, just in case.

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