I had this in draft since last year (heh, sorry I can’t resist) and had been thinking whether I should publish it or not, as in with the bitch’s name and all but I thought, no. No as in I’ll just leave out her name in this rant, click publish and get on with actually doing my final year presentation.
To [censored], stop gossipping about my private life or harrass other people on MSN Messenger about it. Whoever I’m dating or bonking has no fucking business with you, your little shallow, stupid friends and your blogging. And my blogging too in that matter, there are things that I like to leave out from my blog because they’re mine and mine alone. Unlike you, I don’t need to seek approval from or diss them bloggers or blog readers to feel better about my life. Heck, I don’t even need that to do that in reality. I haven’t been discussing about your testicular challenged, religion bigot and ugly boyfriend, have I? Or the fact that you’re a virginal fucktard that thinks she’s all that. Or that you have no friends you keep tricking other unsuspecting bloggers (because your niceness really cannot last beyond the 1st impression and MSN Messenger) till one day all hell breaks lose and they find out what a nuisance you are but they have no other ways to escape because human beings are generally accomodating creatures- this I extend to your racist, stunted, multi-layer fleshed, stupid fucktard of a friend too. Bottomline is, get over it that I dislike you because you’re a busybody nobody whose only way of feeling better about herself is through her pathetic blog. And shut the fuck up about my fabulous love/sex life.
I don’t mind it really when it’s all on a superficial level (as in the shit stays on the blogs) but what the fuck man, when these people got nosy about people beyond their blogs and started disturbing/harrassing/bullying the latters’ friends for information. It’s P A T H E T I C. OMFG like get a fucking life? Oh I forgot, you don’t have one. You’ve got too many parties to go to and they consist of your parent’s, uncle’s and church’s. Excuse me while I laugh my guts out. Really, don’t you just want to bloody shove your morning turd onto these people’s faces?
End of rant. Phew.
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It must had been scary for that old jogger when a chick with dishevelled hair in skanky old tee shirt approached him for directions at 5.30am in the morning. Poor man look petrifried. All was well though, despite his unintelligible cantonese with a smattering of hokkien, his directions were otherwise accurate and we found the elusive dimsum place.
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OMG there are kids on tricycles screaming from one end of the carpark to the other end. I feel like bashing someone’s face in.
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Paul Tan said:
on January 4, 2006 at 12:49 pm
argh. i want dimsum too.
admin: wtf, focus on the central issue!!!
KY said:
on January 4, 2006 at 1:03 pm
2nd post of the year already wanna start fighting again, damn keng.
admin: best
The Snark said:
on January 4, 2006 at 1:04 pm
I want dim sum too…
and who are you bonking? Show us pictures, or even better, video.
admin: wtf, focus on the central issue will ya? lol
Lainie said:
on January 4, 2006 at 2:10 pm
aiyo. come here first thing see dimsum dimsum dimsum. belum makan lagi lah
admin: lol maaflah pompuan!
Mei said:
on January 4, 2006 at 4:31 pm
AIYO…*my telinga damn sakit*
admin: funny you should feel that. why?
spiller said:
on January 4, 2006 at 5:17 pm
I guess this year’s blogathon won’t be the same anymore, if there is even one la
admin: we need some fresh faces anyway
Fireangel said:
on January 4, 2006 at 6:11 pm
DIMSUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YUMMMMMMM!
admin: lets do it babe. but u gotta be awake at dawn!
Mei said:
on January 4, 2006 at 9:47 pm
Why? Coz I’m imagining listening to it and well, the thought is enough to want me to cover up my ears for fear of them being in pain. But rant away la.
admin: let me guess…you could relate to the bitch that i mentioned in the post? you seriously need a character overhaul, huney.
Mei said:
on January 4, 2006 at 9:48 pm
Oops. Time to sleep. Jetlag has somehow idle my brain and motor cordination. ~_~
admin: yeap, it’s making you sounding like a sheep too. go take a rest. mwahs.
Mei said:
on January 5, 2006 at 11:06 am
Gawd. It’s as simple as this: You ranted. I read. I thought it was kewl coz if I were to hear it being said to someone, it would hurt my ears. That’s all. And mwahs to you too.
admin: My bad. Yeah, that’d probably burst some eardrums I suppose. Mwahs.
suanie said:
on January 6, 2006 at 1:33 am
dim sum is teh best.
admin: yeah woman, this one the pork ribs even better than tmn megah. serious!
naeboo~ said:
on January 7, 2006 at 9:46 am
i juz woke up. and im still drowsy.
even with that, i cld still see through it and think it’s some cylinderal bad-shaped badass bitch-wannabe 27/4 PMS-ing ho u were talking about.
girl, can u find more stuf to dish out since shes doing so much shit to u, might as well dig more lar. hahahhaa
admin: but she gives me the yawns! i’d rather waste my time picking hairs on my leg (one by one) than trying to dig out anything about her. frankly, dont think she has anything remotely juicy to gossip about anyway.
melor said:
on January 7, 2006 at 5:45 pm
y the hatin, ya’ll? y u gotta go there? is that wat they do on the streets now? damn!
dont go dissin my cylinderal queen, yo!
admin: LOL
naeboo~ said:
on January 9, 2006 at 12:39 am
true also lor. shes so boring that everyone i know says they cldnt get past her 1st paragraph of her posts.. create drama sendiri/
melor>> I LAPP YOOO DEEP DEEP
admin: i didnt get pass the first time talking to her on MSN. she was with another friend (i guess rotten feathers flock together too). and she and her friend was going on and on about some other bloggers (you see what i mean?) and then they started cursing the bloggers with stuff like they wish their kids will be born with no balls and no butt and stuff. frankly, i was horrified (made mental note to avoid her). what she’s getting for me is really tame compared to the stuff she said about other people.
naeboo~ said:
on January 14, 2006 at 4:06 am
WHAT???! she said that?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
she REALLY needs to meet me one day
admin: heheh dont think she’d have the balls.
justine said:
on January 14, 2006 at 5:09 am
Wow. she’s graduated from saying shit to people’s faces to saying shit behind their backs.
Compiled, we probably have the most bitchy MSN chatlogs evarrr..
admin: yeap. if i found out that she’s still gossipping about me, i will make sure her chats are for all to see.
Izz said:
on May 30, 2006 at 10:49 pm
I love the way you rant. go girl.