Lately, my friends and I are sort of obsessed with the movie Team America.
Who wouldn’t…the puppet sex, the funny stereotypes and the songs. Oh, the songs! My favourite character in the movie is Kim Jong Il, solely for his hotness.
In the movie he sang a song called, “I’m so ronery (I’m so lonely)”. In view of some current happenings, here are my lyrics adapted from the original song, “You’re a loser” and hrmm, a rendition by yours truly. ROTFLOL. Click play and crank up your speakers!
You’re a loser
So foolish
So looney and sadly aloneThere’s no one
Just you only
Sitting on your virtual throneYou work really hard
And write a great blog (urm?),
That everybody reads
But no one understandsSeems like no one
Takes you seriously
And so, you’re angry?
A little angryPoor little you
There’s nobody you can relate to
Feel like a poodle with a bad perm?It’s kind of silly
But not really
Because it’s filling your body
With rageYou’re the dumbest, most stupid
Most physically short
And everybody else seems to realise itWhen you rule the world
With your lasso tool
And until thenI’ll just be laughing
Yeah, laughing at you
Poor lonely you
You’re a loser
You’re, a, loser
howsy said:
on January 13, 2006 at 7:43 am
Gosh, you do know how to sing. Have you considered coming out with self-financed album?
admin: heh thanks. hahahah where can?
suanie said:
on January 13, 2006 at 7:45 am
cipet.. you are like, dishonouring the GREAT Kim Jong ILL..
admin: LOL NOOooo000ooo I’m paying homage to the GREAT KIM JONG IL…cirit birit pingpong!
Kuzco said:
on January 13, 2006 at 8:19 am
YOU FORGOT THE “R” …the R !!!
rahararahahahhaahaha
she’s so sadry aroneeeeeee
Aspartame!
admin: hehe she might be too dumb to realise it’s intentional mah!
duckgirl said:
on January 13, 2006 at 10:51 am
xx post about johor:
‘The background is so vast and lovely.’
omg stupig islander. so jakun.
‘And the bestest prawn thingy in the world’
urgh.
admin: ROTFLOL
Fireangel said:
on January 13, 2006 at 12:14 pm
OHMYGOD. TAINTED. TAINTED FOREVER. YOU FILTHY FILTHY HOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *puke nonstop*
admin: what!!!!!!1111oneoneoenoene i elevated it to a whole new level k!
Paul Tan said:
on January 13, 2006 at 12:21 pm
bwahahhahAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
admin:
meeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiii said:
on January 13, 2006 at 2:42 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
“When you rule the world
With your lasso tool”
HAHAHA WORD YO.
You rock ^_~
admin:
eyeris said:
on January 13, 2006 at 3:52 pm
derkha derkha jihad! derkha derkha!
admin:derkha derkha muhamad ali!
KY said:
on January 13, 2006 at 5:45 pm
i love kim jong il
admin:kim is best kim is best. ehehehhee
Andreas said:
on January 13, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Great new site, Kim. And pretty as ever
admin: thanks andreas
Tech Talks said:
on January 13, 2006 at 10:48 pm
Thanks to PPS, i know there is a whole army of kim jong il supporters man! haha.. Great post, hands down. Great lyrics too!!
Maybe you should do a post on the poor Hans Blix and his wearrponns mass truction!
admin: herro????????? can’t chiew see im beesee? hehehehe ciritbirit pingpong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dato' Cun said:
on January 14, 2006 at 12:04 am
Nice song. And very nice voice. Now I have my period. brb
admin: too much info…
Blackwidow said:
on January 14, 2006 at 1:07 pm
You nailed it! Wish it was sang with the ‘R’! And emphazise Rrrroser….
admin: i did try but it sounded unintelligible with my voice lol