Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away after having lunch with my housemate and two of our classmates, I was trying to read Amy Tan’s The Opposite of Fate amidst all the giggling, when suddenly I realized they were talking about their tetek breasts tits bosoms boobs.

Before I continue, I should explain that I never used to even smile at the two of them until we had to work on a major project together in college last semester. Most of my friends and I used to call them the flower bimbos (a term I admit to have coined) for their seemingly bimbotic behavior and their penchant for putting flowers in their hair on an almost daily basis. We thought they were pretty brainless girls. It was no secret that I disliked them (yeah yeah, accuse me of being jealous, why don’t you?), but we all had to set aside our differences for the good of the project. And I slowly learnt to respect them after getting to know them better. At the very least, I realized they weren’t the bimbos of the class.

Now that I think of it, so what if they were? No actual harm is done to anyone.

Wah lau my digrexplanation panjanggilerbabi. I know you all (especially the guys) sure scanned through that paragraph to see when I’ll mention boobs again one.

At first A pointed out that she had lopsided boobs. I’ve always known that A’s good got HUGE boobs (eh fark it’s general knowledge okay I wasn’t perving), but I never realized that they WERE lopsided! WTF, one side was MUCH bigger than the other, and thanks to her constant caressing, I had a hard time trying to look somewhere else. I got even more embarrassed when A became excited she poked my boobs and squealed about its… uh, nvm. Then she proceeded to say B hardly had any.

Indirectly praising your own assets (which is acceptable. After all, Narcissism is Necessary! ) is one thing, putting down other people becomes a whole new ball (pun not intended) game lah wei. A’s remarks on B’s smaller boobs and vice versa may be a norm for them as C later explained to me, but I still found it hard to swallow. Listening/reading running commentaries on a female’s physique has always been a pet peeve of mine. Call me sensitive, but to me it’s just low, unnecessary, and downright rude.

C told me that A and B meant no offense, and simply liked to talk about such things because they found it a delightful source of humor. I argued that yes, they may be open-minded, and I believe there was no malice intended, but they should learn to refrain from being so loud about it. What if they get other friends in future who may be very preserved and sensitive about such things? It’s not nice.

It was then I suddenly remembered the roaring issues that got me reading Kimberlycun.com. Toilets for the handicapped, and the more recent ‘racist’ case. Honestly, even until now, I believe Xiaxue meant no malice, just like how the both of them meant for booby comments to be funny. I find it rude to make remarks about a woman’s physique. Similarly, there are people who will take offence in comments regarding a person’s race or rights as a handicapped person. Having a laugh at someone else’s expense is best avoided. So I guess I am beginning to see your point of view lor, Kim.

Nevertheless, it’s only human to slip, so let’s all practice the virtue of forgiveness as well lah.

After all, only when you’re cun on the inside will you feel and look cun on the outside, just like Kimberly yang cun-ted.

Aiyah, I guess I should confess I’m angkat-ing her bakul because we both live in Cheras. *cough* askmegoyamchalahwomanistayintamanconnaughtleh*cough*Tee Hee.

Cheerio!