Sleepless in Sillypore

This was written by me a long time ago and is now buried in my old blog. I thought of sharing with you and hopefully bring a smile to your face. I also take this opportunity to give thanks to the lovely Kimberly for allowing me to rant on her blog. Kimberly is really cun!

At 5 am some time back, we (myself and a friend who slept over) couldnt sleep so we decided to call a friend.

Dialing Mary’s number (another friend of mine)………..

Mary: Heellooo….. (sounding very sleepy)

My friend: Hey, you still sleeping? I am waiting downstairs for you, we are going jogging, right?

Mary: Huh? Whos that??? (still very sleepy)

My friend: Ben lah, quick wash up and come down!

Mary: Which Ben???

My friend: Aiyo, Stephenie dont play lah, its me Ben.

Mary: I am not Stephenie! (a bit annoyed)

My friend: Oh! Sorry! Wrong number, so sorry! (quickly hang up)

5 minutes later,

Dialing Mary’s number again…………..

Mary: Heellloooo? (wow, I guess she went back to sleep again)

My friend (speaking very quickly): Hey! Stephenie, I tell you, very funny. Just now called wrong number and spoke to the girl for very long. Thought it was you!

Mary: You crazy ah? I told you I AM NOT STEPHENIE!!! (she was screaming, must be fully awake by now)

My friend: Opps, sorry! (Hang up immediately)

Ps: the names have been changed to protect the identities of the innocent.

10 Comments »

  1. KY said:

    on January 24, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    guest blogging = confusion for readers = lost identify = not exactly kimberlycun.com no more.

    zzz

  2. GhOsT said:

    on January 24, 2006 at 4:22 pm

    Opps…

    You are right!

    But Kimberly writes about her daily life and I dont think anyone will be keen to read my pathetic life.

    Hope she comes back soon.

  3. Dabido(Teflon) said:

    on January 24, 2006 at 4:48 pm

    Don’t worry KY - I’m sure Kimberly will add my post in soon and confuse you even more. lol

    I’m waiting for FireAngel’s post … and Cheneille’s … I think they will be good ones … of course, I could be wrong … and I should … stop … using … all … these … dots … … … … … … I feel I’m in morse code town … —..-.-..-.-.-.-…-.-.-.—-..-.-.-.- … I have no idea what I just wrote in morse code!

    GhOsT: …………. I am waiting for FA’s post too!

  4. cheneille said:

    on January 24, 2006 at 5:03 pm

    who cares if it’s not in kim’s style????? the prank is teh pwn!!! will try out on the next person who pisses me off.

    woots!

    dabido: jangan pressure me sial. i dont wanna get sued when kim’s readers have short circuit-ed keyboards because of all the drool from their falling asleep. kantoi.

  5. Wimal said:

    on January 24, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    Hehehe…nice prank. Nice since I’m not “Mary” . :P

  6. spiller said:

    on January 24, 2006 at 5:57 pm

    why didn’t you guys just go out and knock on other people’s door instead?

    much more exciting. really orgasmic.

    GhOsT: Haha… I got 101 tricks up my sleeve that is truely orgasmic!

  7. xlx said:

    on January 24, 2006 at 6:40 pm

    “Kimberly is really cun!”

    - That sounds wrong

    GhOsT: Haha… its not what you think. cun is a malay slang for cute.

  8. eddyhan said:

    on January 24, 2006 at 8:03 pm

    SO YOU’RE THE $#%^!# WHOM CALLED ME! I DON’T EVEN SOUND LIKE A FEMALE!

    #%!&^@%$^!&@%^&!@%^!&%@&^!%@&^!%@^&!%@!

    Lawl jk jk.

    GhOsT: ? ? ?

  9. Green said:

    on June 20, 2006 at 10:42 am

    lol… that really brought a smile to my face :D :D

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