1. When I go to an unfamiliar food centre, I will eat at the stall with the longest queue or the one with the most newspaper clippings.

2. When I take the train (MRT), I will always board the first compartment. Why? So that I can arrive at the station before every other passenger.

3. When I go for a movie show, I will always buy my seat in the row infront of everyone else. Again, so that I can catch the actions before everyone else does.

4. I love going to the supermarket, especially those with free samplings. Why pay when you get to eat or drink for free?

5. When I drive, I will park my car in a lot nearest to the entrance or to my destination. If none is available, I wait! Walking that extra few steps defeats the purpose of driving, doesnt it?

6. When I travel to other countries, my favourite phrase will be “Wah, so cheap!”.

7. In order to stretch my dollar, I always do my shopping at the shop that says “Sales!” and I wont forget to ask “Got free gifts or not?”.

8. When the service is not up to my high expectations, I complain!

9. When things go wrong, I am always the first to walk away.

10. My motto in life “If it is mine, its mine. If it is others, I snatch and make it mine!”

Nah! This is just another nonsensical piece of trash that came out from my daily hallucinations. Any resemembrance to the living is just your imagination. I am a nice and sweet guy, just like my lovely host, Kimberly!