*cracks fingers*
Salam sejahtera. FA here! For many of you, I am nobody, but at least to Kim, I am a somebody. So by association, I am somebody to everybody too! Hehehe.
Today I shall mindlessly blog about how great Kim is, how great I am, and how great Chinese New Year is.
OK me first. Yup. I have a new blog. After about a year of hiatus, I started foaming in my mouth. I had to cave in. Couldn’t stand seeing my face in everybody’s blogs except my own. Well, it IS, unfortunately, just another goddamn blog. Belonging to some random chick. Who likes to take pictures of herself… and talks about pointless stuff like fingernails, fashion, hot celeb goss, boys, sex, sex, sex, yadda yadda. But go visit it anyway because I will like it. And so would you, you shameless voyeur. Please?
Ok now Kim. Let me say that she SUCKS at drinking. Which is a good thing I guess. Nice pretty girls don’t go round chugging barrels of alcohol like a man. That’s a man’s job. But the fact that she falls asleep after drinking just ONE PATHETIC SINGLE SHOT OF BAILEY’S, WITH MILK, ON THE ROCKS - it’s just totally mind-bogglingly ridiculous. I’m REAAAALLY not complaining, because it means more booze for me, YEAY! But seriously girl, ybrush up on your DrinkingForNoobs101. A shot a day keeps the sobriety away. High is the New Black! EMBRACE ALCOHOLISM! But despite your noob drinking skills, you’re still like, great. 
OK, other matters. I’m in a holiday mood. So would you if you knew you’ll have a long ass break next week. Staff at work are walking around offering titbits from hampers and shoving mandarin oranges into my face. If only there’s a way of turning them into REAL GOLD, I’ll be able to own a small island.
Chinese New Year is best. Mum always insists on buying something NEW for the kitchen every year. It’s almost always chopsticks though. No dark clothes for the first 2 days, red preferred. New clothes on the first day. Then there’s the family makan reunion, with lots of booze and gambling. Angpow angpow angpow! There’s also the HUGE ASS FRESH FROM THE OVEN WHOLE roast pig on the 8th day where we pray to the “Sky God” for another year’s worth of good luck. YUM!
If you celebrate CNY, what are the age old traditions you and your family adhere to?
Ok lah, off to work we go. Stop being busy already, Kim. Start blogging.
Dabido(Teflon) said:
on January 26, 2006 at 12:36 pm
You tell us you have a new blog, but you don’t give us a link!!!
Show me the LINK! Show me the LINK!
xlx said:
on January 26, 2006 at 1:03 pm
The link is everywhere Dabido. You just need to know how to find it.
cheneille said:
on January 26, 2006 at 3:08 pm
-_-”
since when do YOU talk about fingernails and fashion?????
ROFLMAO
Fireangel said:
on January 26, 2006 at 3:36 pm
It was like, supposed to be an elite insider joke. Since you got it, you’re elite.
Dabido(Teflon) said:
on January 26, 2006 at 10:47 pm
XLX - Maybe I know where it is and am playing dumb so that I don’t get my nuts kicked in.
Cheneille said:
on January 27, 2006 at 12:43 am
Oh oh I almost forgot to answer your question.
An age old CNY tradition that my family elders do (not me
) is that praying to the sky during midnight on one of those uh… CNY nights la.
My goodness, I feel so malu now. When EXACTLY is CNY starting???