I had just finished my workout and I was loitering around the gym waiting for my gym partner to wrap up his. An article on a notice board caught my eyes. Exercise Improves Your Sex Life, or something. Not exactly new discovery but I was bored, so I read it anyway. Apparently, vaginal bloodflow during sex after excercise is about 169% as opposed to no exercise. One hundred and sixty nine percent! Mindblowing stuff.
Aside from the usual gym garb, some men especially the ones with penchant for pumping irons should also get extra pairs of dirty socks. For what use, you ask? To stuff their mouths so they won’t be making weird sounds while lifting weights a couple of kilos too heavy for them. To be honest, those noices wouldn’t sound out of place in the bedroom, but at the gym? It’s really, really disconcerting.
Yeah man, if you saw me giving you dirty looks at the gym, please, just shut the fuck up.
There are many glorious things in the world and getting injured by a pair of disposable chopsticks is definitely not of them. You know the bamboo ones in cheap plastic casing? I was holding on to the plastic and pulling it downwards so that the chopsticks themselves would poke through. When they did, a wave of pain rippled across my left hand. I had bamboo splinters on my palm. Ouch.
You see, one of the chopsticks had blossomed for some reason. So when it poked through the plastic, instead of sliding across my palm smoothly, it caught my skin. Now thinking back give me the shivers.
Beware of disposable chopsticks.
I don’t have a camera with me now, so I’ll just illustrate the extensive damage of my palm.
Damn pain.
ed said:
on March 10, 2006 at 12:11 pm
i shall recommend the gym to my girl friends that are attached, i hear those moaning sound in my campus gym too, and it irritates me as well…….aand about your palm, it’s just a small wound, will heal in a couple of days, no worries…….
admin: you mean girl friends that are not attached?
Paul Tan said:
on March 10, 2006 at 12:50 pm
that’s noober than KY’s maps
admin: that’s untrue!
KY said:
on March 10, 2006 at 2:57 pm
i recommend art class, i only charge RM 20 an hour.
admin: i rather go Talipon, can have fruit juice somemore!
tigerjoe said:
on March 10, 2006 at 2:58 pm
I’ve written about the relationship between gymming and improved sexual enjoyment before. It’s a scientifically proven fact.
admin: yeah….169% no excuse not to exercise now
nicktay said:
on March 10, 2006 at 2:58 pm
ouch! thats gotta hurt..poor baby
admin: and running it under chlorinated water is worst!
spiller said:
on March 10, 2006 at 3:18 pm
“Apparently, vaginal bloodflow during sex after excercise is about 169% as opposed to no exercise. One hundred and sixty nine percent! Mindblowing stuff.”
Hmm.. sex.. 169%..
69 is always mindblowing.
admin: walaneh, really got connection, isn’t it? hehe
Arth Akal said:
on March 10, 2006 at 3:58 pm
Sex after exercise….Hmm…. I do exercise but I dont have a woman to have sex with.
Too bad….guess that’s gonna have to wait then….
*sigh
admin:
KY said:
on March 10, 2006 at 6:55 pm
Talipon doesn’t give free fruit juice, Jogoya does tho!
admin: who mention jogoya again i shall shoot his/her brains off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
suanie said:
on March 10, 2006 at 7:17 pm
ouch…. and noob
admin: can u like update your blog cibai
foodcrazee said:
on March 10, 2006 at 8:37 pm
i dont recommend disposable chopstick usage - those blardy bamboo are bleached sial……makan all that and i dont know what will happed dy
admin: woah….thanks for the tip man! i think i’ll lay off the bamboo chopsticks forever
wenJun said:
on March 10, 2006 at 11:21 pm
Such thing also can happen?
That’s just plain unlucky. 明天会更好
admin: yeah, stuff like that do happen to me for some reason. i really dunno whether it’s sheer bad luck or plain clumsiness on my part. a little bit of both? hehe
Jen said:
on March 11, 2006 at 1:08 am
hmm..those guys making weird sounds while pumping iron..thats why they’re at the gym.coz they’re not getting any at home, so at least they get to moan and grunt like nobody’s business.better than nothing i guess.
maybe they think it’ll turn the ladies on.hehe..
and yea..just the illustrations make me feel ripples of pain across my palm as well.tough luck.
admin: yeah…. or maybe they think it’ll turn on the men? lol
anthraxxxx said:
on March 11, 2006 at 1:19 am
Get well soon, kim.
admin: thanks man, healing already
Beefstew said:
on March 11, 2006 at 4:10 am
Chill girl…
People got choked when eating tofu. I guess chopstick is ok.
“Apparently, vaginal bloodflow during sex after excercise is about 169% as opposed to no exercise. One hundred and sixty nine percent! Mindblowing stuff.”
No wonder foreplay is essential. Hmm…
admin: should i stop eating tofu too? hehe yeah mah, don’t neglect the 4play
Paul Tan said:
on March 11, 2006 at 12:14 pm
“eating tofu”? bwahahhahahhahahahhahahhahahhaha.
admin: tiuniasinG!!