Ah Wing the smurf.

Wing is one of my closest friends. You know, the one who gave me a gmail account. I’m forever indebted to you! Hahaha. I have 7 kimberly-sque gmail accounts now all the Kimberlys would hate me.

Anyway, back to Wing. I adore this guy. I’ve never laughed so much with anyone except him. Why? Cause he literally tickles me into laughing. He thinks I enjoy it but no, smurfie…laughing is a reflex. Psychologically, I’m devastated. :)

It’s easier telling him about my odourless cum than to a boyfriend. Haha. Okay, so I made that up…………Or did I? LOL.

And yes, it’s true what I wrote on Friendster.

Kim, 04/01/2004:

You got to love his hands. Silky smooth like tofu. My imaginary boyfriend. Too smart. Self-absorbed. Tried to trick him into sleeping with me…but no no no, Wing has principles. HahahaHAHAHAH



This gem of a guy also accompanied me on an otherwise lonely birthday, with ice kacang as replacement of a birthday cake. That’s why I adore you!