I think, I think I got through
Medical this weekend. Hope the times spent at the gym are worth it.

I made a new discovery yesterday. Frozen bananas. I bought a huge comb of bananas from Tesco because I didn’t know that you could actually pull apart the comb for the amount you want. So yeah, I brought home a bigass comb of bananas and we couldn’t finish them.
Anyway, I was reading through Smoothies and […]

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I have an aunt, he’s my Dad’s sister-in-law. Nobody in the family likes her, but I’m not sure if she’s aware of that. She obviously behaves as though everybody adores her though. It’s weird.
We don’t like her because she’s a scrooge, has superiority complex, talks too much shit and is very patronising. Other than that, […]

I remember getting home from school to discover a a dark, wrinkly baby in Mummy’s room.
I remember thinking that you were evil and was created to torture me.
I remember bathing you after you pooped all over yourself and the floor.
I remember being horrified at finding your toes encrusted in dry poop after.
I remember crushing your […]

I had just finished my workout and I was loitering around the gym waiting for my gym partner to wrap up his. An article on a notice board caught my eyes. Exercise Improves Your Sex Life, or something. Not exactly new discovery but I was bored, so I read it anyway. Apparently, vaginal bloodflow during […]